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If You Don't Believe the Following- You ARE NOT a Conservative

The MSM is reporting on the death of Conservatism. One wag even published an RIP obit.
 
Let's clear the air.  There was not a "conservative" on the 2008 ticket. There was a mainstream democrat and a full-blown socialist with Marxist tendencies.
 
So I am going to write a few definitions and make a few statements.  I will add to them as warranted.
 
If you disagree then   Q  U  I  T     L  Y  I  N  G  about being a conservative.
 
Definitions To Words Used Below:
(...words MEAN things President Clinton...)
 
Cancer(n):  An uncontrolled growth.
 
Inclusion(v): To associate with like minded people.
 
Promote(v): To bring forward.  Politically, this means to bring an issue to the "front burner".
 
Provide(v): To handle. Politically, this means it is within the provenance of an entity.
 
Tax(n): A burden.  Politically, this refers to resources (time, money, people) taken to provide necessary functions of a government.
 
Tax(v): To increase a burden.  This is a business expense to corporations and a personal expense to the populace.
 
Concepts YOU must agree to:
Businesses do not pay expenses.  All expenses become part of the cost of the product or service. A tax is a business expense.
 
Tax increases will vary rarely raise the money predicted, as it discourages the action it is levied on.
 
Tax decreases, or lessening the burden, will encourage the activity being taxed.
 
Government is a life-consuming, opportunity squashing, malignant cancer.  Governement, at all levels, must be ruthlessly pared back at every opportunity or it will quickly outstrip its necessary functions and start "looking" for things to consume.
 
Both tax increases and tax decreases should be offset by cutting spending. 
 
The federal governments ONLY purview of education consists of ensuring equal access.
 
The United Nations is part of the problem, and cannot, and will not, ever be part of the solution.
 
A united language for government and business activities will encourage inclusion.
 
The judicial system of the US should never consider foreign precedence.
 
Government does not create jobs.
Government does not create wealth.
Government does not make inventions.
 
Government is self-sustaining and will always (no matter who is controlling the reigns) pass laws to increase its own power... at the cost of yours. 
 
No elected official should ever be allowed to retire on the government teat.  (Whether this accomplished by term limits or just legislation, is optional.)
 
 
 
 
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Arrgh On Aisle Three.

My daughter Jennifer (Jen-Friend) has autism.  Jenny McCarthy's recent comment about how you do not cure autism, but you can recover, is very true.  Jen-Friend has come very far with the constant attention and love she is given.  The primary source of attention is her mother and me.  The unending love and constant sisterly strife comes from Allison, our oldest girl.  The two bicker like old men.  Which is actually good for JF.  The discourse keeps her well away from the yawning abyss.  
According to some liberals, the same ones who would have encouraged us to abort JF since we were too old to be parents, Wal-Mart is the bastion of discount evil.  I like the store.  It is chock full of the diversity of American Life.  The good type of diversity.  Not the balkanized part.  All men are created equal and All can buy a tweleve pack of charmin for the same low price. 
 
Recently Jen-Friend was trailing me as I crossed the store from the pharmacy side toward the food side. As a reference, for those who know these stores well ( and this plays prominently in the title) we were immediately outside the large and asuredly low priced every day DVD section.)
 
A bald man with an eye-patch and in biker's leather was going from the food side toward the pharmacy end. 
 
Jennifer's eyes got big.  She looked at the cardboard cut out of Johnny Depp and squealed, "Daddy!  He's a pirate!"  She did this in the vocal range children have which sounds precisely like a secret shared with only one other person in the world, her BFF, Ivana Russky, 12 miles south of Krakow.
 
Mr Clean did not miss a beat.  He smiled at her as he bowed, and said, "Arrgh!  She is a fine lassie, and a smart one too!"  He touseled her hair and went on his way.
 
JF still looks for her pirate man every time we go to Wally World.  And some where Mr Clean will never know the joy he brought into a little world.  A joy which helps keep the gaping blackness away.  
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